manage-to-lose-an-entire-dragon:

When 2 of your friends are fighting and they ask you who you think is right:

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trust:

"all girls dress the same"

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

meltesh28:

aaaaaaastrid! 

meltesh28:

aaaaaaastrid! 

No Easter, or Christmas, or little fairies that come in the night. There will be nothing, but fear and darkness.

Requested by toothlessismypatronus

 I could. I mean, I’d like to. I - may I? We me? I mean, may we? Wait, what?

  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

onikashi:

ally-mod:

prosinac:

THIS IS WHY I HAVEN’T BEEN UPLOADING

pretty much

all the time

yinx:

june has had enough

yinx:

june has had enough

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

jeminy3:

this is a real thing that happened in season 4 of masterchef

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”